Ian was overwhelmed with how many people he had karate chopped today. Cry was the last for the day, he couldn't handle it anymore. So he decided to take a break to drink some chocolate with Sir Ian Mckellen. They got along well because they both had the same name.
"Ah, hello Ian I hope you had a great day today!" Ian said in a laid back way.
"Yeah, it was pretty great." He said just noticing a person he didn't want to see.
"Hey Guys how is it going!?" Adam Sandler said prancing into the chocolate store.
"Uh, I'm not here," Ian said hiding his face behind his menu.
"Yeah me to" said younger less attractive Ian.
"Oh man, I guess I will just go spend my 1 million dollars elsewhere."
Both Ians both look up at the same time and say in unison "Wait, I am here Adam!"
"Oh, now I can see you guys!" adam said brightly. "Upside is whatever you buy I have to take half."
"I guess a horse it out" Older Ian said.
Ian Somerhalder randomly died from an asteroid. Emilie came out of nowhere and said "Good thing you had your dessert first!"
"Yes indeed he did."
Cry escaped from the KGB and was scaling the building they were in. "Just like a video game, I am so cool" Cry said to himself as a small child was staring at him with a high tech cell phone in hand.
The End?!
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